| Johnny Whiz Bang, Abolitionist: The Search for Yaser Abdel Said Vol 3: Contributor(s): Schulz, Denis W. (Author) |
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ISBN: 1463796862 ISBN-13: 9781463796860 Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform OUR PRICE: $15.19 Product Type: Paperback Published: August 2011 |
| Additional Information |
| BISAC Categories: - Fiction |
| Dewey: FIC |
| Physical Information: 0.6" H x 5.98" W x 9.02" (0.85 lbs) 286 pages |
| Descriptions, Reviews, Etc. |
| Publisher Description: He was a ten-year-old boy dressed as a girl. He had just killed a couple of Jihadis helping two preteen girls escape from the Osama bin Laden Madrassas for Suicide Bombers. He had been knocked unconscious while fleeing the environs and had been captured. It hadn't taken long for Dr. Haribert ul-Heim, Islam's version of Dr. Joseph Mengele, to discover the child wasn't what she was supposed to be. The local ulema met to discuss the boy's fate. What was the punishment for men who dressed as women? Was it to murder them, to crucify them, to remove a hand and a foot on opposites sides? They might as well tap him on the wrist. Someone suggested a sex-change operation. A sex-change operation Were they mad? The boy was terrified. But he wasn't a boy; he had a secret-a big, big secret-he was a middle-aged private detective ensconced in the body of a child. He had been turned into a ten-year-old by Ka'b bin al-Ashraf, an old enemy of the Prophet, so he could sneak into the bin Laden Madrassa and rescue the girls. And now someone would have to rescue him. Could it be done? They gathered at ul-Heim's laboratory-old friends and enemies-Stockton Bonds, Beauregard Zolo, Wheatley W. Wheatley, St. Anthony-the Patron Saint of Lost Items, Sheikh al-Kabibble who thought the boy was a girl and intended to marry him, Captain Flip Corker who knew all the words to "Off we go into the wild blue yonder," and assorted Jihadis, pederasts, and UN Human Rights officials. The Three Doctors Muhammad were called in to perform the surgery. Surgery? Were they crazy? Yes, they were...most of them. |