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The Vampire Gideon's Suicide Hotline and Halfway House for Orphaned Girls
Contributor(s): Katz, Andrew (Author)
ISBN: 1941360203     ISBN-13: 9781941360200
Publisher: Lanternfish Press
OUR PRICE:   $16.20  
Product Type: Paperback - Other Formats
Published: October 2018
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Temporarily out of stock - Will ship within 2 to 5 weeks
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BISAC Categories:
- Fiction | Humorous - Black Humor
- Fiction | Fantasy - Paranormal
Dewey: 813.6
LCCN: 2018942129
Physical Information: 0.7" H x 5.2" W x 7.9" (0.60 lbs) 248 pages
 
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In the house on the hill, there lives a vampire. But not of the sexy, mysterious, or sparkling kind. The vampire Gideon prefers to drink nearly expired blood from the local morgue while watching over the humans around him--humans he calls "children," because when you're as old as he is, everyone else does seem like a child. And so many of these children are prepared to throw their lives away over problems that, in Gideon's view, appear rather trivial.

He sets about trying to fix them by means of an unofficial, do-it-yourself suicide hotline. He's sure that he's making a difference, maybe even righting the mistakes of his past. Then one day a troubled young girl calls, and his (undead) life gets turned upside down. Before he knows it, he's got a surly, tech-addicted teenage roommate--and, at long last, he begins to grow up.