| Making the Bible Great Again 2nd Ed: The Gospel of Trump Contributor(s): Smith, Michael (Author) |
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ISBN: 1979984700 ISBN-13: 9781979984706 Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform OUR PRICE: $5.69 Product Type: Paperback - Other Formats Published: December 2017 |
| Additional Information |
| BISAC Categories: - Humor | Form - Parodies |
| Physical Information: 0.27" H x 5.98" W x 9.02" (0.39 lbs) 112 pages |
| Descriptions, Reviews, Etc. |
| Publisher Description: 2ND EDITION. Same as 1st Edition but corrects minor wording errors. New black/white cover .] 50 Bible passages are reimagined as speeches or rants barfed up by moron-in-chief President Donald J. Trump. For instance, THE CREATION OF THE WORLD: First I made the world and it was really great. So great. And huge. It was the first huge round thing anyone had ever made. I took the bad hombres from the sky and made so much light. Lights on I said, and the sky did what I said. I made the Trump water. Perfect water. Hydrogen, oxygen, the whole thing. It's for sale everywhere. I took the ugly fat women who accuse me of huge unbelievable lies and I made them into rhinos. I made the first woman my daughter Ivanka. Isn't she beautiful? I gave her great legs. I love legs on a woman. I was the first man. The first great man. I am still the first great man. |