| David Letterman's New Book of Top Ten Lists: And Wedding Dress Patterns for the Husky Bride Contributor(s): Letterman, David (Author) |
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ISBN: 055376358X ISBN-13: 9780553763584 Publisher: Bantam OUR PRICE: $14.25 Product Type: Paperback Published: October 1996 |
| Additional Information |
| BISAC Categories: - Humor | Topic - Religion - Performing Arts | Television - General - Reference | Word Lists |
| Dewey: 818.540 |
| Physical Information: 0.44" H x 6" W x 9" (0.63 lbs) 176 pages |
| Descriptions, Reviews, Etc. |
| Publisher Description: Get the book that tells the world: "I like to read large-print TV tie-ins " Top ten wise-ass things to say to the clerk as you purchase this book: 10. "Don't bother wrapping it. I'll eat it here." 9. "I can't believe some jerks just go to the library and check out books for free " 8. "MEEEEOW You sell books to kitties, don't you?" 7. "Whoa You must go to Letterman's barber." 6. "You know, they really ought to do one of those Cops-type shows about bookstore clerks." 5. "I was going to shoplift this book, but my pants are already full of supermarket steaks." 4. "Do you have a bag or something? I don't want anyone to see me with this." 3. "If this book gives me a paper cut, I'm suing your sorry ass." 2. "Can you Super Size this?" 1. "You gotta sell me some diphthongs, man I'm Hooked on Phonics " |